I mean, to seduce someone. Not just for Halloween where wearing a sexy costume just means that you’re embracing the whoriffic aspect of the holiday. Why do I ask? I ask because on the new 90210 Anna Lynn McCord’s character wears this sexy Navi costume to seduce her love interest (they met on the Internet) (this would not have happened on the old 90210).  Some questions this raises:

1) Could anyone wear a Navi costume without laughing?

2) Like, hysterical, all out laughter? Would this make it un-sexy?

3) Do you find the Nav’i sexy? Do dudes?

4) Sexy compared to Jessica Rabbit?

5) Please try to imagine circumstances under which you would body paint your entire body and get colored contacts and attach a tail to your bikini bottoms for someone. Now tell me what those circumstances are, because mine err on the side of the Make-A-Wish foundation, and that’s not sexy.

6) What is the new 90210? What goes on there? Is anyone watching this?