It’s Courtney Stodden’s birthday! Guess where she’s planning to go?

Disneyland. Because she is turning 17.

Don’t get me wrong – I love Disneyland. It is a place filled with fun and magic where you are seemingly permitted, even encouraged, to run in front of five year olds to get in lines. But planning to spend a birthday there seems like maybe it’s not evidence that she’s a really old soul. I mean, the part of my soul that was revealed the last time I went to Disneyland was “the part that will eat funnel cake all day long and complain to the point of tears when we can’t get into the pirate restaurant.” So the whole claims about Courtney being such an “old soul” who was a perfect match for a 51 year old might go farther if she’d, say, wanted to spend the evening listening to Chamber Music. Or watching John Hughes movies. Or anything, really.

And she won’t even get to go! Because there is a heat wave. So plans got put on hold. But it’s not a complete loss. According to Radar “[Doug] surprised his 17-year-old wife with her first birthday gifts from Victoria’s Secret, her favorite store.”

Presumably she’ll get to wear some really sexy underthings when she finally goes and meets Goofy.