In 2011? No one judges women based on that anymore, right? That’s some sort of circa 2000 cliche about women subtracting three from their number or dividing by three or something?  Oh. I guess men do judge. Also, I’m going to start titling all the real talks where we talk to our male friends “my male friend depress the bejesus out of me.”

In conclusion, if you are with a man who really cares, just lie, okay? Get yourself checked out, make sure you’re healthy, and then subtract the ones who weren’t “fun.” Just lie to people! Lying is great! [ITPGallery]