So, as part of my recent break-up, the existence of which I have subtly alluded to in previous posts but have not yet chronicled in any detail, I had to move out of the apartment I shared with my ex-fiance. That has been horrible, but I’ve had the good fortune to be able to stay with some amazing friends while I look for a place to live.

That said, I’m trying to be a good houseguest, but rather than regale you with all the ways in which I’m doing that, I (and Jennifer, she of the always-awesome-editorial-insights) thought it might be more interesting to delve into how to be a terrible houseguest. Here you go:[ITPGallery]