You know how your porn name is the street you grew up on plus the name of your first pet? Well, check this out — Boing Boing has an article up today about street names that have words like “Butt Hole” in them, including Lustful Court, Bladder Lane and…wait for it…Gropecunt Lane:

“the classic unfortunate street name used in England in the Middle Ages — Gropecunt Lane — [was] “believed to be a reference to the prostitution centered on those areas,” according to Wikipedia.”

In case you’re wondering, my porn name is pretty good — Joey Baker. What’s your porn name? How does it hold up against Fluffy Gropecunt?