1. Sleep with celebrity, preferably a married one
2. Photograph yourself immediately after sleeping with said celebrity while you are naked and there is still sex goo all over you
3. Sell the photos to a tabloid (print or web – hold a bidding war!)
4. Tell the celebrity your phone is broken and you can only be reached via text messaging
5. Take pictures of text messages
6. Sell them to a tabloid (print or web – hold a bidding war!)
7. Repeat as necessary
So, thanks for that tutorial, Brittney Jones. Congratulations on apparently doing it with Ashton Kutcher and profiting from it. You know Bombshell McGee is pissed she didn’t go the nude photo route herself. I’m sure you’ll be a Vivid contract girl in no time!