So In Touch is claiming that Anne V, model and former girlfriend of Adam Levine, has moved on to another musician of questionable taste level. The least-endearing former-cast-member of My So-Called Life.
We’re not going to bother debating whether or not this is true. Does it really matter if it’s true? If In Touch is reporting it, the best guess is that it’s false. However, the rumor brought up an interesting question. Would a move from Levine to Jared Leto be considered a step up or a step down for Anne V?
On the one hand, Leto was at one point in time associated with something that wasn’t awful. My So-Called Life was a great freakin’ show. There was a time when crushing on him was considered a part of being a teenager.
On the other hand, Levine at least has more relevance in today’s pop culture. He may be… Adam Levine… but he’s on The Voice. Cee-Lo‘s on that show. He’s funny.
Really I just can’t decide what to think about this. Would you proudly step out on Leto’s arm to show Levine that you’re just fine without him? Or would you deny ever seeing him after sneaking out of his apartment at 3am, a la Rihanna and Ashton? I’m just so conflicted about this obviously philosophical quandary.
So Gloss readers, weigh in and let me know. Levine to Leto, how would you classify it?