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Jerry O’Connell, best known as the husband of Rebecca Romijn and the brother of that one guy who was The Bachelor one time, is in a new movie called Piranha: 3D. Since it is a movie about piranhas, he and his costars – Elisabeth Shue and Vanessa from Gossip Girl – spend a lot of time in the water. And because that water was cold, Jerry O’Connell felt it necessary to address the question of why his penis looked so small in the movie, even though no one asked.

“I do want to apologize,” O’Connell told E! “The water we shot in is Lake Havasu, which is very cold water. Do you understand what I’m saying?”

Of course we understand. We’ve seen Seinfeld. And those shrinkage jokes were actually funny.