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What did you do for Valentine’s Day? Did you get another box of chocolates and some roses or did you go see Fifty Shades Of Grey? Jessica Simpson clearly wasn’t happy just seeing the movie, like the rest of us. She decided to create her own sexy Fifty Shades photos with her husband, Eric Johnson, and post them on Instagram with the caption: “FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON.” Ahhh, romance.

(Related: How 50 Shades Transformed Dakota Johnson From Blonde California Girl To Mousy Anastasia Steele)

Jessica uploaded three photos. In one of them, Eric is shirtless and Jessica is kissing him. The photo is obviously in black and white. A second steamy shot shows Jessica giving her best supermodel pose, sitting on top of Eric. She’s wearing a black blazer and over-the-knee lace boots. We know mousy Anastasia Steele would never wear an outfit like that, but we can appreciate the more fashionable interpretation.Jessica Simpson Eric Johnson Fifty Shades

In the last photo, Eric appears to be playing air guitar with Jessica’s thigh. Don’t try this at home, this looks like it could easily end in an accident. The picture has a soft, hazy filter that makes it look like the cover of a romance novelFabio would be jealous.Jessica Simpson Eric Johnson Fifty Shades 2Similar to the Fifty Shades Of Grey movie, the comments on Jessica’s Instagram ranged from titillated (“WoW..so HOT!”) to repulsed (“You have lost your mind! No one wants to see that!”). If the Fifty Shades crew are looking to switch their leads for the sequel, Jessica and Eric would be a good substitute. Most of us wouldn’t want to give up Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey, but Eric does have a serious set of abs to rival his, and Jessica doesn’t have Dakota Johnson‘s dead eyes. And there is no pretending that these two really, really like each other.

(Photos: Instagram/JessicaSimpson)