Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our our web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.
This week, they’re extremely excited about the release of Jurassic Park 3D, so they’re considering which of its star dinosaurs would make the best husband or the best lay. First off, there’s the T-Rex (kind of the highstrung, testosterone-fueled Wall Street bro of dinosaurs), there’s the velociraptor (the most frightening of dinosaurs) and there’s the brontosaurus… which science would like us to call the apatosaurus, but science can’t hold us down.
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Oh, also. If you don’t give a shit about Wed Bed Dead, here’s something to take you through the day anyway: