Did anyone actually think that Jessica Biel would get Justin Timberlake down the aisle? Seriously, girl? Really? I’ve never met someone who thought they would. I think we were all rooting for Cameron Diaz. But as my mum says: “Mandy, it’s not over until someone dies.” What does Momma Chatel mean (besides promising I’ll have another go at all my exes)? That Justin and Cameron still have another round or two in them. This is Hollywood after all.

After five years of dating and a temporary break-up, the two actually made their love too legit to quit (if I don’t say that on a regular basis, I lose all sense of self). After gathering up their buddies, it was speculated that the two would tie the knot this weekend in Puglia, Italy, but alas! They tricked them paps and did it yesterday instead. Internet high-five to the newlyweds for pulling a fast one!

As the funniest man to EVER be on Saturday Night Live told People:

“It’s great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends.”

That’s great and all, Justin, I’m so happy for you… BUT I’m still rooting for Cameron. Call me old school or obnoxiously sentimental, but yeah, I’m team Cameron and I’m taking applicants as of right now.

As for the dress Jessica wore? Oh, don’t you fret, my furry pet! One of us we’ll cover it the very second it comes out.


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