Apparently John Mayer and Katy Perry are still very much an item (though it feels like these two broke up 100 times already) (and planted twice as many stories in the tabloids about it?).
We know for sure they’re still a couple, though, because Katy Perry tweeted this somewhat unsettling shot of Mayer last night… as a seductive Father Christmas with the also-unsettling caption, “Santa Baby.” Thanks for cropping out his very on-display crotch, Katy, if only a little.
Did anyone else want to imagine John Mayer keeping the hat on…?
(via Katy Perry)