Kim wears a turtleneck to express her anguish.

Only one person in the world is convinced that Kim Kardashian didn’t marry and divorce Kris Humphries for press. That person is Kim Kardashian.

…Well, that person is obviously not Kim Kardashian, but she’s claiming her marriage wasn’t a ploy for attention. Kim’s Divorce Tour is now in full swing: the above image was taken from a Kardashian Kollection launch in Australia earlier today, where Kim demonstrated that a high neckline conveys sadness.

She also blogged:

I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.

Sidenote: where are these non-fast roller coasters? As someone who is petrified of amusement park rides, they sound way more my scene. She continues:

There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this. I’m so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation.

You guys hear that? She’s donating! She’s donating money! Yes, the woman who put an $1100 ashtray in her staggeringly tasteless wedding registry doesn’t care about the trappings of celebrity. She’s a romantic and her heart is a giving heart.

Most importantly, she’s fucking real:

These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open! […] I’m being honest here and I hope you respect my courage because this isn’t easy to go through.

Let’s set Kim’s bizarre, baseless suggestion that “being real” is “necessarily good” and just focus on respecting her, everyone. For her courage.

(photo via The Daily Mail)