Kim Kardashian was spotted out and about with a hickey. Since everyone knows Kim’s dating Kanye West and needs to be photographed in order to exist, of course she made sure it was on display while cameras flashed nearby.

Evidently Kim Kardashian did 1) not attend middle school, because that’s where you learn to cover this shit with a scarf and 2) has the mind of a high school girl because that’s when you stop dating men who give you goddamn hickies.

(Photo via Fashionista)