It’s become increasingly difficult to be irreverent about Kim Kardashian. Alas, she continues to make a fool of herself while wearing garish, ugly clothes. We never thought we’d say this, but we wish she would have some decency like Paris Hilton and retreat from the spotlight. …Or, more accurately, have the spotlight retreat from her despite a terrible new reality show.

Anyway, because Kim Kardashian is a famewhore with no integrity, her two-part wedding special extravaganza airs this weekend. As part of the promotion machine, she renewed her vows on television, which isn’t all that unusual considering her wedding is on television, like the rest of her pointless life. Here she is behaving in a way that will gaurantee her fame for at least two more weeks alongside her equally vacuous new husband Kris Humphries, while Ellen DeGeneres conducts.

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