Kourtney Kardashian just told Us Weekly she’s pregnant. She didn’t tell Glamour (her recent joint cover with Kim and Khloe) presumably because Us guaranteed her a solo cover. So it goes:

The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago — and woke up [boyfriend Scott] Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive results.

“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian tells Us. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

Not a morning person?! HI-YO! Isn’t it crazy when things are obviously written by publicists?

Oh, man. Another Kardashian to add to the fold. And she’s launching a parenting site! Who’s fucking excited for all the upcoming Twitpics of monogrammed Louis Vuitton diaper bags?

And it’s almost Christmas!

(via Us)