who you shouldn't sex it withYou guys, of everyone you know in your life there’s one person with whom you should never have sex no matter what. It doesn’t matter how much you need to get laid or even if you’re the last two left on the planet, by no means, whatsoever should you ever have sex with this particular person. Ever. No excuses. Never ever.

Do you know who this person is? Do you actually know the last person you should have sex with no matter what the circumstances? Shall I turn it into a riddle and see if you can come up with the answer on your own? OK; here we go.

There once was a man from Nantucket… YOUR EX, that’s who!

None of you saw that one coming, did you? Because as we all know, having sex with an ex is always the most brilliant thing you can do. It not only does wonders on your emotional state, but mentally, it’s like a positive massage on your brain.

Where did I find this bit of oh-so necessary information that none of us would have ever come up with on our own in a million years? Huffington Post — where, clinical social worker Sherry Amatenstein, explained exactly why you should never fuck an ex:

“You see a car coming at you and yet you don’t get out of the way. That’s exactly what having sex with an ex is like,” she said. “Don’t do it. Because you’re just going to fall back in. It’s comfortable, but it’s a very bad kind of comfort.”

No one wants to get run-over by a car, because if you do, you can’t have an open casket and that Chanel suit you hoped that your life insurance would cover for your trip into the afterlife will have been a waste. There are two things one should never waste in this world and one of them is Chanel. (You can decide on the second one; I’m not picky.)

Ex sex is bad. Don’t have ex sex, or you will die.

It’s always nice when we can end the week on a positive note with a lesson learned, isn’t it?


Photo: HBO