Yesterday, Brandy posted an account of some of the fights that she has with her boyfriend, and I have to hand it to her — she is good at fighting (well played, Brandy!). I try to be good at fighting, but about 50% of the time I am guilty of bottling shit up that bothers me, and then waiting days before I mention it, at which point I am 150 times more pissed than I originally was, my fiance has absolutely no idea what I’m talking about, and my dog slowly develops PTSD.

In light of that, for my comrades who have trouble spitting it the fuck out, here are some fun, creative passive-aggressive ways to let your partner know that you’re pissed in the moment.