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Breaking news! Lindsay Lohan inexplicably decided to write out a sex list of her Hollywood conquests for a group of friends, who, being excellent friends, went ahead and sold it to In Touch magazine (probably). It’s a fairly exhaustive list featuring 36 household names, and the Internet is abuzz with the news.

While most of the list is blurred out, the names that we can see include Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, Joaquin PhoenixColin Farrell, Evan Peters, Wilmer Valderrama, and Jamie Dornan. Apparently, the really exciting bit has to do with the blurred out names, which according to a “source,” “could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core.” My guess is that this source spends a lot of time writing Lindsay Lohan fan fiction.

I’m sure that there will be a barrage of stories flipping out about the number of men on the list, but I have one thing to say (provided this thing is even real): get it, girl. The number of people you’ve slept with is inconsequential as long as you’re cool with it, whether it’s 0 or 600. There’s no actual inherent value to any number, regardless of the premium put on sex lives in popular culture. If Lohan made this list, she’s probably feeling pretty good about things, and so I feel great for her. This actually might be the most enthused I’ve been about Lohan in years. Too bad her comeback is going so poorly, because I bet she’d be one of those likable types if she ever gets her act together.

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