You know those times after the end of a relationship when you’re out of the “going on a bender” phase, and you’re not going to go traipsing through God knows where with well meaning friends. No, not you. No, you’re going to stay home and take a bath and drink goddamn milk. You’re going to rest up and recuperate from all the outrageous fortune. It’s going to be a blast. Maybe you’ll read a book. Maybe some Cormac McCarthy or something. Or maybe a book called “What A Body” by Alan Green! Maybe that’s what you’ll do. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
Dude, we get it, but you don’t have to be such a dick about it. – via I Love Charts