Sure, this gingerbread house costs $15,000. But $15,000 isn’t really that unreasonable. It may seem like a lot, but this is a life-sized fantasy magical gingerbread house by Dylan’s Candy Bar.  You could probably make that much before Christmas if you became crack dealer or something, right? Start thinking about career opportunities.

It’s made out of 381 pounds of gingerbread and 517 pounds of royal icing. And there’s a candy coated roof. And inside there is a tree made of lollipops. There also appears to be a child inside. I think if you pay $15,000, you’re allowed to eat her too, if you want.

Oh, Santa, oh Willy Wonka, please. I want it now. – Neiman Marcus