In honor of the upcoming Super Bowl, we’ve compiled a list of stellar NFL eye candy. Whether you’re a diehard fan or just watching the game for an excuse to eat greasy food and drink cheap beer, here are some of our favorite players, for well, obvious reasons, ranked in no particular order. You’re welcome.
Tom Brady, quarterback for the Patriots: The obvious choice.
Drew Brees, quarterback for the Saints: the aw-worthy, adorable, sexy dad.
Mark Sanchez, quarterback for the Jets: the sexiest handle bar mustache any man has ever attempted.
Tony Romo, quarterback for the Cowboys: a slightly debatable choice, but he’s just so cute!
Miles Austin, wide receiver for the Cowboys: Tyra Banks would be proud of that smize, swoon.
Reggie Bush, running back for the Lions: the Kardashian approved choice, seriously, stud status, check out those guns!
Jordan Cameron, tight end for the Browns: that boy-next-door charm.
Victor Cruz, wide receiver for the Giants: look at that crooked smile!
Brady Quinn, quarterback for the Rams: tall, dark and handsome, indeed!
Wes Welker, wide receiver for the Broncos: two words, baby blues.
Adrian Peterson, running back for the Vikings: he’s really got that smoldering thing down.
…and coming up, my numero uno, plus even sexier beauties.
Vernon Davis, tight end for the 49ers: well, hello there, gorgeous!
Danny Amendola, wide receiver for the Patriots: Yummy.
Reggie Wayne, wide receiver for the Colts: mmmm hmm.
Russel Wilson, quarterback for the Seahawks: a reason to root for the Hawks!
Matt Cassel, quarterback for the Vikings: just another sexy, gorgeously tall QB.
Cam Newton, quarterback for the Panthers: DIMPLES!
Lamichael James, running back for the 49ers: that boyish grin…
Christian Ponder, quarterback for the Vikings: what are you pondering, Christian?
Eric Decker, wide receiver for the Broncos: the sole reason I’m rooting for the Broncos on Sunday, slash the very definition of heartthrob. Yeah, he wins for me.
Alright, what other sexy NFL players did we miss?