I mean, the answer is kind of obvious.
Because not everyone meets their husband on there!
Business is booming for Hallmark Mahogany, an imprint of Hallmark targeted solely at people with rich mahogany skin. I know because they released a Father's Day card for black single mothers and I've been seeing this shit all over the internet. It gives me hope that Hallmark can make a killing off of perpetuating stereotypes because I've been trying to support my nitrous habit for a while (shit is prohibitively expensive) and so started a card company. If a big fish like Hallmark can trade in of …
I feel like every column begins with me making an uncomfortable joke about how long it's been since the last one, like "Ha ha! Sorry! I've been in a k-hole for two weeks!" or "You can't just crank out gold when you're fucked up on quaaludes, sluts!" or "I'm desperately lonely." Anyway, all of that's true. Mixing Special K and quaaludes is awesome.