GET JIZZY WITH IT, INDEED

Remember when that Manhattan chef served breast milk cheese? Well, that’s only nebulously-related AND doesn’t matter anymore because a pub in Wellington, New Zealand is serving shots of horse semen for $20. For you to drink. Willingly. According to the source, (horribly) the taste is similar to “custard*.”

Anyway, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of a 1000 threads on Yahoo Answers being born. More importantly, would you do this? Are you a real woman?

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