the notebook R Kelly

R. Kelly just cited The Notebook as a reason for his divorce. To which I thought “yes, I would divorce anyone who made me sit through that shlock as well, 1940’s costumes be damned, that’s not how Alzheimer’s works!“.

No. That isn’t what happened. Here. This is what R. Kelly says happened:

“As the film credits started to roll, I couldn’t move. I burst into tears. People walking past me patted me on the back, trying to console me. ‘The Notebook’ was beautiful, and I was crying because its hero and heroine had died together. But I was also crying because I remembered a Valentine’s Day — when a helicopter dropped a rainfall of roses — that had come and gone … My marriage had died. And there was nothing I could do to bring it back.”

Right. No. Here are some movies that should make you want to get divorced, for real.

Pic via New Line Productions

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