Really, it’s only logical that female beetles have sex to stay alive.  – Science Daily

Facebook froze hot girls’ accounts because they thought they were ugly, fat men in disguise.  – Urlesque

This blanket is so soft, it’s “appropriately” called the Vagisoft.  – The Frisky

Guys try explaining why they don’t call you back after sleeping with you more than once.  – Lemondrop

Air pollution can now make you age fast. Yet another reason to stay indoors.  – Allure’s Daily Beauty Reporter

This is a trick, not a pick-up line: Can I give you a breast exam right here in the bar? It’s okay. I’m a doctor.  – AOL