According to Dr. J. Rutgers, “If… small traces of oil of turpentine are swallowed or even inhaled the urine will assume a pleasant odour of violets.” Gee, turn-of-the-century sex was weird! – The Hairpin

Sting and the Police had it right: Hearts beat in synchronicity when we’re in love. – Your Tango

The rules of the dating game according to J-Woww. Reliable source: Yea or nay? – My Daily

Here’s a list of 6 frequently-committed bedroom faux pas. Got any to add? – College Candy

What better way to protest heightened security than by drawing a 220 foot-long penis on a drawbridge? – Buzzfeed

The good; the bad; the really, REALLY bitter: Valentine’s Day according to Craigslist! – Nerve

Noel Biderman claims monogamy is a failed experiment. Then again, he runs a website geared towards enabling adultery. – Jezebel