“I was a celibate stripper.” – YourTango

Men would just like to make sure that women of the world know our body issues have nothing to do with them, just our own loserness. – AskMen

Australian sex, slick leggings, and other sex vocabulary terms you should know. – Betty Confidential

This woman had an affair with one of her professors in college, and she doesn’t regret it. Wait, do you mean the professor murdering you at the end only happened in a Lifetime movie and not real life? – MyDaily

What happens when you don’t get closure from a relationship? Sometimes you have to make your own closure. Or buy this T-shirt. – College Candy

Ladies crying: it kills boners faster than thinking of Margaret Thacher naked on a cold day. – Reuters

Well, it’s slightly better than a Jumbotron: this guy proposed to his girlfriend via Groupon. – Glamour