Remember your first time in a sex shop? – Betty Confidential

Cologne “secret ingredient” could be damaging sperm. So apparently men can either smell good or have properly marching soldiers, but not both? – AOL Health

This “anti-dating” online dating site thinks winking is so last year. An ass pinch just sounds so much more exciting. Or creepy. Take your pick. – YourTango

So Barbie apparently took Ken back after having been broken up with him for seven years. But not everyone is that happy about it… – HowAboutWe

Need a condom? There’s an app for that. – Reuters

Maybe relationship limbo isn’t that bad a place to be. – The Frisky