Once upon a time, in an age before Facebook and Twitter, if you were jealous about the course someone else’s life was taking, you either kept it to yourself, or did your best to sabotage them without anyone finding out.
But apparently now, in this modern, digital age and in this economy, it’s totally cool to announce to the world that you’re green with envy. How do I know? Because Buzzfeed has collected 25 tweets (which means there are many, many more) from women who are upset that Snooki is married and pregnant before they are:
Ladies: THIS MAKES YOU LOOK REALLY PATHETIC.
Fortunately, though, what follows is an anonymous poll about or not you feel the same way. This is the respectable way to weigh in — without anyone knowing who you are.