Over at Gawker, there’s an entire article about how to deal with a guy who has a small dick. Suggestions include cheating, anal, and Kegels, among others.

But I think the real question is: does it matter? Men want to know, women want to know, and I suspect that the answer we are going to wind up with is…everyone feels differently about it, so if you’re a short-dick man, you probably just need to find someone who doesn’t mind.

Nevertheless, let’s poll this shit:

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