An article in Esquire this month deconstructs Robert Pattinson’s good looks, and how the average man might go about achieving some of them.

Let me make this quick for you: he can’t. The average man can style whatever he has left of his hair, and he can wash his face with product appropriate for his skin type, and that’s about it.

But more importantly, do we care?

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