Look. I don’t really care if James Middleton – seen here, blow drying his pubic hair – is gay or not. He seems very nice, and at one point, we’ve all dressed up in a French Maid outfit and simulated sex with one of our friends. That’s just what happens in a little thing called “life”. But he is gay, right? I can’t be the only one who is looking at him and thinking “that attractive young man is gay.” Apparently I’m not, because google auto-suggests “James Middleton Gay.” And, I take it back, I DO care, because I think having a gay brother-in-law might influence Prince William’s take on organizations dedicated to promoting gay rights. But you also can’t really tell by looking at someone, and this could be a really random assumption on my part. Lots of men blow dry their pubic hair! Thoughts?