Some girls dream of the day when a circus performer man will ask her to marry him, on camera, ostensibly for their friend’s documentary, with an elaborate dance troupe. Some of us would rather just have it happen in a quiet intimate setting. Some of us would perfer to do it ourselves. And some of us look at the first option and think “Wow, that must have been really confusing for all the people standing in line at Shake Shack. But I guess no one can say no to a jumping unicycle.” If someone proposed to you this way, would you have been thrilled? Or just kind of overwhelmed?