It’s a well-known fact of masturbation that men are disgustingly literal and visual, while women only get off to fantasies of being spoon-fed chocolate yogurt by Ryan Gosling immediately after he cleans our apartments but before he “cleans our apartments,” if you know what I mean. But what if I told you that not all women are gentle, cerebral unicorn-creatures when it comes to sexytimes? It’s true! I talked to a wide variety of my female friends about teh pr0ns, and some of their answers might surprise you. Or maybe not. This just in: different ladies are different.[ITPGallery]