After the whole “Scarlett Johansson’s butt” phone hack we were out with our male friends and said something like “wow, she is one of the most coveted stars by men, right? This must be good for you all, yes?” And then we wiggled our eyebrows a bit like Groucho Marx, as though we were some sort of alien learning about male-female relations via correspondence course. And then all the guys were like “maybe, in 2006.” And then they high fived because, snap. No. Not really. It was confusing because on Entourage, Vince really wanted to date Scarlett Johansson but… wait. Oh. FUCKING CORRESPONDENCE COURSE.

Anyhow, here is who they would have most liked to see naked.[ITPGallery]