Oh, you guys lust after Alan Rickman? No shit, you lust after Alan Rickman. We all lust after Alan Rickman. It makes watching Harry Potter hugely uncomfortable, also, is the only good reason to watch Harry Potter. In other news, I think we all know that mine is Jeremy Irons. Here are some other lust objects that make people in the office feel bad, sort of. Bad and also tingly.[ITPGallery]