Jesus, God, you guys have gone on some bad dates. You make me glad that I’m in a committed relationship with Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum (alas, he does not yet realize our love is meant to be, or that I exist, so it’s only in my head). All the names have been changed to protect any contributor’s identities, unless they’ve requested otherwise.

If you feel like contributing to real talk, our next segment is on “How Our Parents Found Out We Lost Our Virginity.” If you have a funny story about that, shoot me an e-mail at Jennifer [at]

And, of course, vote for the worst date.

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