At the end of his life, Freud said there was only one question he couldn’t answer. And that question was: what do women want? Now, this seems to imply that Freud knew, say, “why children get cancer” and “where we go when die” and whoever he was talking to (Piers Morgan) just dropped the ball on the follow up. We could try to deal with those questions, but we wanted to keep it simple, so I asked some of my male friends what women want. Apparently, this is what we want: