Rihanna sex show

The life of Rihanna is certainly a strange one. While I have found the pseudo-documentaries about Katy PerryJustin Bieber and Beyonce that reveal only what their PR people want you to see, I would be truly interested in seeing one in 5 years about Rihanna’s life. Good gracious, that girl has some stories. And a lot of bad fashion moves, but that’s okay in the long run, right?

Apparently, Rihanna went to something completely insane while partying (surprise) in Thailand. According to this story told on her Twitter, there is a sex show in existence that defies all definitions of ugly, evil and awful:

“Either I was ph*ck wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird,2 turtles,razors,shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her p*$$y. The birds feathers were all damp! Lol And THEN she tried to turn water into coke in her $!! Uhh yea, all I’m saying is water went in and soda came out! I’m traumatized!!!”

WTF. What the fucking fuck. I’m all about being open to new experiences but I do not know how or why this would ever occur. To be fair, she does mention she could have been “ph*ck wasted,” whatever that means, but GOOD GOD MAN.

On that note, I need to go wash my hands and brain out with Dial, then pour bleach on my thoughts for the next three months. Perhaps I do not want to see a documentary on Rihanna’s life — there might wind up being reenactments. :(

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