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Mine is Ryan Lochte. Who is beating the pants off of Michael Phelps in this abs-off.

But, if you do not have a favorite Olympics guy, I am going to help you with that. Because there is a website for that now. This website. Hot Guys of The Olympics.

That said, would you legitimately want to date an Olympic athlete? It sounds kind of awful. I mean, for reasons I don’t understand – because if say, pole vaulting is your job then you should be able to do it from 9 to 5, they way everyone else does their job, instead of doing it at 5 o’clock in the morning the way people training for the Olympics always do – they always up early and training and probably never have any time for you. That said, I guess, judging from the extraordinary number of condoms distributed in the Olympic village, they do have a lot of stamina?

Hah, stamina. That was an Olympics joke for you. But seriously do you have any favorites? If so, please name them and send pictures. All the pictures and naming. We’re going to make the olympics exciting for people who have no interest in sport whatsoever. Go! Go like an Olympian!

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