“But I don’t even know who Ryan Reynolds is,” you might say. And then you might say, “wait, wasn’t he in Just Friends? God, that movie was terrible.” And you’re right. But he was also in Definitely, Maybe, and that was a very enjoyable movie. And I included a picture of him hugging a dog so you can like him more. If it’s not enough pretend that the dog is deaf, blind and has no tail. But that’s not the point. The point is he’s now playing the Green Lantern, and if that weren’t cool enough, this quote about his costume makes us want to mud-wrestle Scarlett Johansson for him:

“My fantasy dancing jammies. Kind of ridiculous, I know. It’s made of actual woven misery. Whatever material they’ve used, they’ve managed to make it the most heat-conducting substance known to man. I literally begged them to just put me in a nonbreathable rubber unitard. It was like shooting an entire movie inside Alec Baldwin.”