steak and shake valentine

A poster on Reddit says:

“He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for Valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine.”

I am crying now.

I’ve decided that maybe his wife said that this year she said she couldn’t do Valentine’s day because the date was the same as their adult daughter’s umm… special event that the man inexplicably couldn’t attend. But that they would celebrate the next day! That’s what happened. And everything is fine and everyone is happy and love is forever. Yay, yay, he and his wife are about to head out to a lovely dinner!

Oh, that’s not working at all. Fuck it, since we’re here: