For years, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon have been this adorable threesome of comedy. From Silverman’s song “I’m Fucking Matt Damon,” to a bunch of ongoing spoofs since, you can’t help but wish you were part of this little clique of fun.
So, recently, to keep this joking tension and hatred between Damon and Kimmel going, Matt kidnapped Jimmy then took over his show for a night. To add insult to injury, he had Sarah on, who dated Jimmy for five years, and, of course, fucked Matt, to ask her exactly what it was like to not only date, but have sex with Jimmy for all those years. As always, Sarah’s answer is amazing, and tragically, you’ll never be able to look at an NYC street cart hot dog the same again. Which actually should be fine because they’re really bad for you anyway, a point that she also makes in her description.
The next time someone asks me what it was like to fuck a certain ex, I’m going with the hot dog analogy. Something about that salty, hot water sums up so much that you’d want to equate to a former boyfriend.