It is a well known fact on nearly every planet that Kim Kardashian is hella vain and really, really appreciates herself. But although her case of egotism is an extreme one — and when combined with Kanye, borderline devastating — she’s come under criticism for a quote about herself wherein she sounds a little more self-obsessed than usual.
On a new episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, which I guess is some sort of show, Kim is asked what she would do if she were a man for a day.
“If I was a man, I would want to know what it’s like to have sex with myself. I would just want to know what it would feel like,” she replied, much to the surprise of anybody who has been living under a rock without cable or Internet or telepathy.
This statement has angered the folks over at Earsucker, who wrote:
Kim Kardashian is obviously so full of herself that she really does want to know exactly what it’s like to go screw herself…
When filming her most recent episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami”, the former sex tape star said that she would like very much to see what it’s like to have sex with herself. Weird, right? You really cannot make this stuff up.
When asked what she would do if she were a man for a day, she replied, “If I was a man, I would want to know what it’s like to have sex with myself. I would just want to know what it would feel like.”
She really is that self-absorbed that she thinks her lady parts are made of gold, isn’t she?
Okay, as much as it pains me to defend a Kardashian (though it has happened before, I know), I think that this is a little dramatic of a criticism for somebody wanting to know what it’s like to bang herself. Hell, I want to know what it’s like to bang me. You don’t need to think your vagina is golden to want to find out.
Think about it: You would then know what you’re best at, where you could potentially improve, how awesome you look when you are that happy…although I suppose most people could do without knowing what their orgasm face is like. But in general, isn’t it just natural curiosity to want to know what having sex with yourself is like? Perhaps I’m actually as vain as Kim, but I’m pretty sure I know plenty of people who would be down to find out what they’re like in bed. Tell me your thoughts, Glossers, am I cray cray or is this normal?
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