“I gave Michelle a hug and she had skin like silk.” – Emily Blunt, on what it’s like to embrace the first lady.

“I just read two days ago that Adam Levine is single again … I’m just saying.” – Jennifer Love Hewitt, implying that she would like to bone Adam Levine.

“I literally, LITERALLY just got saved from a car by Ryan Gosling. Literally. That actually just happened.” – Journalist Laurie Penny, on the sexiest rescue of all time.