“He’s a selfish lover. He’d be calling out his own name.” – Paula Abdul, on what she imagines it would be like to fuck Simon Cowell.

“I have a million girl crushes and can’t think of a single guy.” – Abby Elliott, on her crushes.

“Thank you for a compliment, but these babies are all mine!” – Miley Cyrus, on the realness of her boobs.