“It was Kate Moss. She doesn’t care…It’s a great story for the grandchildren.” — Courtney Love, on her alleged affair with Kate moss [via Hot Press]

“This is when the best man informs me of what the bachelor was wearing UNDER his pants: remote controlled, vibrating, black thong underwear.” — The Las Vegas Courtesan, on working a bachelor party.

“If you’ve never had a COREGAZM come and see Michael, he’ll show you how to get one,” — a sign in Crunch gym in New York, advertising Coregazm, a class designed to induce orgasm. [via The New York Post]