“One [romance] was with an entity that was actually a monster. And the other was with a holographic representation of the woman who designed the Enterprise engines.” – LeVar Burton, on his “Star Trek: The Next Generation” character’s relationships, or lack thereof.

“I’ve decided it’s time for me to let go of my mistress ‘American Idol’ before she boils my rabbit.” – Steven Tyler, on leaving “American Idol.”

“[It’s] a tricky thing. I think . . . how do you have . . . because we’re supposed to have mind-boggling, otherworldly . . . sex.” – Kristen Stewart, on filming sex scenes for the first installment of “Breaking Dawn.”