“Playboy is giving Pattie [Mallette, Justin Bieber’s mom] her own shot at fame. They are reportedly offering her $50,000 to appear topless in a spread. Do we think she’ll do it? And shall we start placing wagers on what the headline will be? Twenty bucks says it’s “Bieber Fever.” — The Frisky

“Miley Cyrus, at the tender age of 17, isn’t really all that tender—17.4 years is the “median age” for sexual intercourse in America, according to a 2005 Kaiser Family Foundation report. By then, “62 percent of 12th graders,” have had sex.” — Tricia Romano on The Daily Beast, on the Miley Cyrus crotch photo uproar.

“”When I go into this situation, I don’t think, ‘Oh, great. I’m a woman. This is awesome,'” she said. “I think, ‘Fuck yeah, I worked my ass off and somebody recognized it. This is great!'”” — Olivia Munn, on being hired as a Daily Show corresdpondant [Via Salon]